1. The Frat Bro- Who's down for some Natty ice?
2. The Sorority Girl- Sings the theme song for Kappa Kappa Gamma 24/7 and wears pink head to toe
3. The Co-op Hipster- rides a fixie, eats organic foods, probably does adderall
4. The Crusty Engineer Nerd- has acne, once hacked into the school website and wrote “YOU GOT PWNED” on the homepage
5. The Jesus Lover- carries a Bible everywhere and holds weekly church dinners
6. The Feminist Activist- unshaven pits and legs+ hates all men
7. The Athlete- Only got in for his athletic ability
8. The Artsy Guy- Into obscure poetry and playing ancient instruments
9. The Stoner- Provides dank grass for the entire college campus
10. That Old Guy- is 45 but still goes to college, loves sharing life experiences during class discussions while everyone else rolls their eyes
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